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Let me put them into 26 words for you... 

Absurd

Betray

Conniving

Deceitful

Egocentric 

Frustrating

Guilty

Horny

Inconceivable 

Joke

Knavery 

Liars

Manipulative 

Narcissistic 

Oblivious 

Players

Queer 

Reserved 

Stupid 

Tricky

Untrustworthy

Vacuous 

Worthless

Xtra girls 

Young 

Zilch (basically they're nothing) 

        I'm convinced that there is not a good one out there for me... 

A good one that is like: 

Athletic 

Breathtaking 

Charming

Dedicated

Exciting

Funny

Genius

Honest

Intriguing 

Jolly 

Kissable 

Loyal 

Muscular 

Nurturing 

Optimistic 

Protective 

Quick

Really really ridiculously good looking 

Spiritual 

Trustworthy

Understanding

Vigorous 

Witty 

X-tra special 

Youthful 

Zesty 

I give up. I give up. I give up. 

I. Am. Done.